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EPISODE |
HATS |
| 1.
This Show is Called Squidbillies |
Booty Hunter,
Here's the Beef, Breathe if You're Horny |
| 2.
Take This Job and Love It |
World's Greatest
Illegitimate Daddy, May I Help You, My Child?,
Groom, "Deer Hat Resume" |
| 3.
School Days, Fool Days |
Goal Bandit,
I Love Cock (fighting), Firesquid, Free Shirt(hat)
Limit 1, 2005 Prom King |
| 4.
Chalky Trouble |
Patriotic Bald
Eagle |
| 5.
Family Trouble |
All Aces (playing
cards) |
| 6.
Office Politics Trouble |
David Allan
CEO (live in Macon), Glug |
| 8.
Butt Trouble |
Support Our
Troops, I Love You Daddy (w/Rusty) |
| 9.
Double Truckin' The Tricky Two |
Sonny Lied!!!,
Jack Squattery, Tricky Two |
| 10.
Swayze Crazy |
John Beer, Swayze
Crazy |
| 11.
Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble |
God's Good Buddy |
| 13.
Meth O.D. To My Madness |
Remember 9-111
(irregular) |
| 14.
Bubba Trubba |
Do it..To it! |
| 16.
Burned and Reburned Again |
Damn I'm Good!! |
| 18.
Survival of the Dumbest |
I'm Going Nuckin'
Futz, Hooked on Jesus, Hooked on Darwin, The
Truth -vs- Darwin,
Science -vs- The Truth, Faith -vs- Science,
China -vs- Faith |
| 19.
A Sober Sunday |
Wolves (howlin'
at the moon) |
| 21.
Webnecks |
I Support the
Flat Tax 'Cause I'm Flat Broke! |
| 22.
Beast Implants |
Taste Daytona |
| 23.
Tween Steam |
Bodywork by
Wanda |
| 24.
Wing Nut |
Shoot First
Ask Questions NEVER! |
| 25.
Mephistopheles... |
Too Cool For
You!! |
| 26.
Earth Worst |
Damn Bald Eagles
(Ft. McPherson, Georgia) |
| 27.
The Good One |
Lifeguard on
Booty |
| 28.
Sharif |
Ice Wind |
| 29.
Condition Demolition |
Jesus Shaves |
| 30.
The Appalachian Mud Squid... |
My Other Hat
(shirt) Is Yo Momma! |
| 31.
The Unbearable Heatness of Fire |
Didn't Ask,
Don't Tell! |
| 32.
Tuscaloosa Dumpling |
Been There,
Done That, Got This Hat (shirt)! |
| 34.
Gimicky Magazine Show Spoof... |
Got Breast Milk? |
| 35.
Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby |
No Habla Jibber
Jabber! |
| 36.
An Officer and a Dental Dam |
Nifty Nifty,
Look Who's 53! |
| 37.
The Okaleechee Dam Jam |
Line Dancers
DO IT!!! In a Line!, Guns Don't Kill People,
I DO!!! |
| 38.
Pile M for Murder |
Born to Die!!!,
When God takes a DUMP on your head, you just
gotta craft it into a hat!!! |
| 39.
Mud Days and Cornfused |
This Ain't No
Hat...it's a rag top for a SEX CONVERTIBLE!!!,
This Hat Contains Minimum 85% Post-Consumer
Recycled Hats |
| 40.
Krystal Light |
Laugh So I Can
See 'Em Bounce!! |
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This
is only an approximate list. I've done my
best to make it as complete as possible.
If anyone sees any glaring errors, please
email me! |
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